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– Genetics: Pancakes x Jealousy

– Named for its amazing flavor, the taste of London Jelly will leave your tongue tingling, with a blend of sugary, fruity berry jelly accented by creamy vanilla. The aroma is a bit different, almost like a charceuterie plate sitting next to a bowl of freshly picked berries. The London Jelly high will settle in quickly, filling your mind with a lifted sense a few minutes after your final exhale. You’ll find that you’re grinning from ear to ear and prone to uncontrollable fits of the giggles as you chat the afternoon or evening away with friends and strangers alike.

Lineage: Platinum GSC x Blueberry Diesel
Aromas | Flavors: Blueberries, nuttiness, bits of pine, and cakey notes. It isn’t too hard to picture freshly baked muffins out of the oven, for a flavor perspective.
Reported Effects: Users love Blueberry Cookies for its anytime of day versatility. Users note an uplifting front with a contemplative euphoria. Providing happy and go-with-the-flow vibes, this is a great strain for social situations and daily activities while also giving a nice relaxing feel on the way down.
Breeder: Medicine Man

Motorbreath #15 x Super Lemon Haze

Sativa Leaning Effects

Flavor Profile: Lemon, Pine, Candy

This new Sativa is the result of some of Happy Valley Genetics best in-house breeding work to date! We crossed our award-winning Super Lemon Haze with the legendary Motorbreath#15 and selected an exquisite lemony fragrance phenotype. The distinct bright, citrus, lemon flavor coats the palate on the front end with some of the lime and pine notes of Motorbreath#15 lingering on the exhale. It combines the smooth smoke of classic OG Kush hybrids with the uplifting and cerebral sativa experience of Super Lemon Haze. This truly captures the best of both worlds from its parents and delivers a new and unique experience.

– Genetics: Platinum GSC x Blueberry Diesel

– Blueberry Cookies is a balanced, mellow strain that packs a lot of flavor into a strong punch. It’s also a great any-time-of-the day strain as it is mellow and relaxing, but not sedating.

Lineage: Tangie x Thank you Jerry
Aromas / Flavors: Fresh Clementine Juice | Heavy Gas Finish | Sweet & Sour
Reported Effects: This strain delivers a vibrant and energizing experience that brightens social interactions, uplifting your mood with happy, euphoric waves that keep the good times flowing
Breeder: Mycotek
Average: Onset: 1 – 5 Minutes | Duration: 1 – 4 Hours
Starting Dose: 1 Puff | Delivery Method: Inhalation

– Genetics: Ice Cream Cake x Decrescendo Kush

– Mixing Ice Cream Cake with a Kush descendent provides consumers with supreme relaxation. Ice Cream Kush will soothe pains and crush stress, leaving behind nothing but happy thoughts and sagged shoulders and eye lids.

Cannabis Cup Winner, Super Lemon Haze is a strong sativa-dominant cultivar (strain), known for it’s taste of sweet lemons and hints of citrus while delivering a clear cerebral experience.

Happy Valley’s Flower is cultivated from start to finish for a truly premium experience. We insist on meticulously hand-trimming our fresh flower before curing it two weeks to preserve the terpene profile. After careful placement, our glass jars are then hermetically sealed to ensure optimum flavor and freshness.

Our Rapid Onset Gummies are expertly prepared in our kitchen with our newest water-soluble Rapid Onset technology. As always, they are free of artificial colors and flavors. Gluten free, all-natural ingredients include Tapioca Syrup, Organic Cain Sugar, Water, Gelatin, Potato Starch, contains 2% or less Citric Acid, MCT Oil, Natural Color, Natural Flavors, THC (Poly-nano fiber). Rapid Onset Gummies have an onset time between 5 and 15 minutes giving the consumer a more consistent and accurate dosing method for their edible’s consumption. Happy Valley Gummies are accurately dosed and available in 20 servings per package, 100mg THC total (5mg THC per gummy).

Sour Tangerine Rapid Onset Gummies by Happy Valley come in a 20-count package, with each gummy containing 5mg of THC, totaling 100mg per pack. Made with all-natural, gluten-free ingredients and utilizing water-soluble THC technology, these edibles are crafted to provide a consistent and enjoyable cannabis experience.

Genetics: Firewalker OG x Lemon Bean

Citrus Dreams, aka Citrus Daydream, is a hybrid cannabis strain made by crossing Lemon Bean and Firewalker OG. Buds are a bright, zesty green with ample orange hairs and light yellow trichomes. The effects of Citrus Dream are believed to be uplifting, focusing, and creative.

Glorious Cannabis Fire Styxx PreRolls redefine the smoking experience with their meticulously crafted design, ensuring a slow and even burn for an extended and enjoyable session. These pre-rolls not only provide a leisurely smoking pace but also promise a better high, making them a top choice for those who value a smooth and elevated cannabis consumption.

Elevate your edible experience with Dorks Crushed THC Gummy Clusters. Each cluster is a perfect blend of tangy and sweet, designed to delight your taste buds and provide a consistent 5 mg THC dose.